A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work and then they kill us all.
The End.