A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth people suddenly can speak only in technobabble and discover small machines who perceive us only as a food even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.