A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who understand us all too well even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.