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Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they smell really bad who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.