A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who perceive us only as a food even though they smell really bad who derive their sustainance by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.