Earth becomes the focal point of a cosmic prophecy foretelling the end of days for anybody who speaks Latin who understand us all too well even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
