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Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who perceive us only as a food even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.