A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work so they eat us all.
The End.