A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is challenged to a game of cosmic dodgeball by alien athletes who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.