A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth finds itself at the center of a cosmic conspiracy involving multiple galaxies who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work so they eat us all.
The End.