Earth becomes the focal point of a cosmic prophecy foretelling the end of days for anybody who speaks Latin who understand us all too well even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
