A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but they fall in love with a young girl and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.