A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth enters a state of quantum flux, causing reality to warp and bend but only for red-headed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but a priest tells them about the God and they all get day jobs.
The End.