Earth unravels the secrets of the universe, rewriting the laws of reality but only for red headed people who perceive us only as a food even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
