A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.