A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who do not understand us even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.so they eat us all.
The End.