Thanks to Bill Parker, we now have the answer to this age-old question. Okay, it’s not an age-old question, we made that part up.
Watch the video anyway. It’s so well done that it looks real. Except for the part where he deflects blaster bolts with his light saber. Oh, and the various Force pushes and moves. And we’re pretty sure that Imperial Walker was a setup too.
Come to think of it, there’s no way this was real.
Imperial Stormtroopers just aren’t that good a shot. Besides, why would a Jedi do that all solo?
Solo doesn’t even know how to use a light saber.
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