This is satire, plain and simple — but disturbingly, it may well actually be better than the real Star Wars Holiday Special that was so bad it reached new depths of television variety show hell.

This version features a surprising cavalcade of stars, and is based entirely on rumors (but not spoilers) about the new Star Wars movie, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, premiering in theaters today nationwide.

Find out if BB-8 makes it home for Droid Day in the only holiday special based solely on rumor and conjecture about the upcoming film. There is even a special performance from “Train.”

BB-8 and his family (!!) are everywhere in this video, but perhaps my favorite is the little droid made not out of a sphere, but a box.