We love Disney’s Zootopia. It’s charming, poignant, and one of the best films to come out of Disney Animation in a very long time.

Since we’re geek radio, we also love a good parody, and Buy Everything (based on Shakira’s Try Everything), produced by Jeffrey Best and sung by Gabriel Brown, is hysterically funny. There’s an elephant in the room, and the video takes a good running poke at it: the over-commercialism of modern cinema. We know that merchandising is where much of a film’s profit is made, but yoiks!

(You’ll probably want to pauIt se the radio stream using the control at the upper right before playing the video.)

If you really listen to the lyrics, you’ll see that the lyrics fit the melody line in the same interesting ways that Shakira’s original song does it. There is some real talent in a lot of this stuff, and we look forward to seeing what else this team produces.

Enjoy.

Lyrics

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh No!
No No No NO NO!
Oh Oh Oh Oh No!
I did it again

Maxed out my card and then
Went out and got a loan to get some more
Bought 10 tickets to
See the whole movie through
Then I ran straight into the Disney store

I need your help, my money is bleeding
I am so screwed, my account is screaming

Credit cards Maxed, Look at this sales tax
I want more Judy, Gonna buy 30 Tees

My wallet hurts, but I must get more t-shirts
Keychains, and coffee Mugs, I’ll make (more) room!

I need more Nick, Judy and Finnick
And a racing Flash, Please take all my cash
Posters and Pins, And that recording pen
That’s shaped like a carrot oh I need it now!

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Buy Everything
Oh Oh Oh Oh No!
Buy Everything
Oh OH Oh NO NO!
Buy Everything
UH UGH UGH AH UGH

Look a furry suit
And Tails and ears to boot
May be too small for me, but I don’t care
Bought the Soundtrack twice
Stereo is so nice
Don’t have enough Figurines and it’s not fair

Credit cards Maxed, Look at this sales tax
I want more Judy, So I Bought 50 Tees
My wallet hurts, but I must get more t-shirts
Vinyls, and plastic Cups, I need it all!
I need more Nick, Judy and Finnick
And a racing Flash, Please take all my cash
Posters and Pins, And that recording pen
That’s shaped like a carrot oh I need it now!

Give me the plushies and all the toys
Don’t matter if it’s for girls or boys
I have no shame
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Buy Everything
Oh Oh Oh Oh No!
Buy Everything
NO NO NO NO NO
Buy Everything
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Buy Everything..