Author: Gene Turnbow

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Earth is visited by living duplicates of famous cartoon characters who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
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