A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the focal point of a cosmic prophecy foretelling the end of days for anybody who speaks Latin who do not understand us even though they are only slightly radioactive who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.