A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth encounters a group of time-traveling tourists on a sightseeing trip to the past who do not understand us even though they smell really bad and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.