A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is slated for destruction by aliens who want to build an intergalactic bypass who perceive us only as a food even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.